|Shithive maggots|
|Homestuck|RP maybe|
|Otherkin|Proud Dad|

2nd May 2012

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i made my own ship

i made my own ship

30th April 2012

Chat with 1 note

helping my father in law pick something for his grandkids and greatgrandkids to call him (warning, otherkin jokes, but two of the three of us are, so it's in good fun, not serious)

  • Evan: Grampass?
  • Bruce: Heh.
  • Evan: Grampkin?
  • Bruce: Grampkin
  • Bruce: Yes, obviously my otherkin is Grampkind.
  • Bruce: Stop harrassing me with anti-grandparent privelege.
  • Evan: I was thinking more like a pumpkin
  • Evan: Like
  • Evan: What Grampkin?
  • Bruce: Help I'm being oppressed.
  • Evan: I WAS ABOUT TO SUGGEST GRAMPRESSION
  • Evan: AND THEN YOU SAID THAT
  • Evan: IT WAS FATED TO BE
  • Evan: Gramburger?
  • Bruce: No.
  • Bruce: Still grinning at Grampkin though.
  • Evan: Grampius?
  • Bruce: Grampus.
  • Me: et tu grampus?
  • Bruce: SHut up you oaf.
  • Evan: KALSJ;DFZXVNAREHTG
  • Evan: SOMEONE PUT THIS ON TUMBLR PLEASE
  • Evan: I WOULD BUT MY WIFI SUCKS
  • Me: i'll do it
  • Evan: Yes I love you
  • Evan: Grampules?
  • Evan: WHO PUTS THE GRAMP IN GRAMPULATOR?
  • Evan: GRAMPULES~
  • Bruce: Heh.
  • Evan: DAD HELP ME THINK OF MORE NAMES
  • Evan: WE CANNOT LET THIS DIE
  • Evan: 4:13
  • Evan: Gramputer?
  • Me: grampulius caesar.
  • Bruce: ELKGJRHAERUHOGFHJE;AOIRJHOT
  • Evan: Grampanana?
  • Me: grampeen
  • Bruce: NO.
  • Bruce: NO. NO. NO.
  • Evan: YES
  • Evan: Grampawaii
  • Bruce: ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ_彡☆バンバン!!
  • Evan: Oh my God you actually like Grampawaii?
  • Bruce: And yes, I actually like Grampawii.
  • Bruce: Because obviously I'm completely sugoi.
  • Bruce: Desu~

24th April 2012

Chat

oh, in-jokes with my kids...

  • Evan: jesus loves all the little children, doesn't he daddy?
  • Me: especially the boys

23rd April 2012

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ask a friend how they’re doing. get told i’m using them and they don’t want to speak to me.

okay wow. i asked if you were okay.

18th April 2012

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http://edwardlaughingalonewithjacobsass.tumblr.com/

it was open

i took it

i hate myself for this

changing back now

14th April 2012

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i am the choir boy

it’s me

Tagged: help

14th April 2012

Chat

this was at my attempted singing

  • Evan: oh my god this is going on my ipod
  • me: no why
  • Evan: because this is adorable
  • me: how the fuck is it adorable?
  • Evan: you're really not as bad as you say, you know
  • me: i'm not?
  • Evan: nope!
  • Evan: ...oh my god i just realized
  • Evan: you are what you eat
  • Evan: that must mean you're a choirboy
  • Evan: /it makes sense/
  • me: oh my god
  • me: /oh my god/

14th April 2012

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help i tried to record myself singing mary poppins

10th April 2012

Video reblogged from Shatterpoint System with 49,302 notes

A 9 year old boy - who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad’s used auto part store - is about to have the best day of his life.

And my heart grew three sizes that day.

Source: vimeo.com

10th April 2012

Link reblogged from Evia's angry hippie rants with 5 notes

SHITHEAD CENTRAL: poselikeateam: kassuslaughingalonewithnubhorns: poselikeateam: So I... →

poselikeateam:

poselikeateam:

kassuslaughingalonewithnubhorns:

poselikeateam:

So I was trying to figure out if my dad was really there, blablabla. I suggested we ask him a question that only he would know.

And my mom goes “what’s the colour of my underwear?”

and he answers

with detail

You, sir, are a monumental dumbass.

But I love you anyway.

can’t argue that

but no matter how stupid i am, i’ll always love you, kiddo

Tagged: ask;d;fajskld

Source: poselikeateam